From the "How to go out your way to make a big pile of something out of absolutely nothing." Department comes this insane-o-vision statement via the American Life League (ALL). They're sorta like the Justice League of America, but with less Batman and Chief Thunder. Actually if Aquaman or Gleek were to run the JLA it would end up as crazy as this place. ALL issued a statement in response to the hidden insideous intent of free donuts provided by Krispy Kreme on the 20th. OK their priceless statement:
C'mon. Try harder. Dicks.
If you're gonna mince every fucking syllable, then I'd like to personally issue a statement on their wonderful clothing line, particularly how these free thinking folk drag the Holocaust through the mud on a fucking T-shirt here. And as an HTML type person this wonderfully clever button. If it were that easy, I'd / so many fucktards, traffic and money would be a thing of the past. So here's my statement:
"Dear, American Life League, you can ALL get fucked."
See, I can do it too.
I dug the Urban Legends section as well. But the store is full of gems.
Such as this super duper witty get up for toddlers. Might well make shirts for everyone on the planet that claim "Former Ejaculatory Mass" or "I'm sorry for destroying my Mom's Vag".
Or this soul stealin' bumper sticker. I mean I walk by a Planned Parenthood every day. My soul must be fucking dust by now. It's like an evil ipod ad.
But what I really wanna do is rent this fun film. Maybe over a big bowl of oatmeal. The digitized fetus scream? Seriously?I hate the internet.
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