BAND NAME WIN: SHARKLEGS

Sharklegs' song - Dragon's Bane. They get additional bonus points for singing about dragons. Just listen to the 1st 30 seconds and quit. I think they'd make an excellent opener for Rattler. But on the other hand, no one should have to face the impossible task of opening for Rattler.

SLAYER VS THE INTERTUBES

The dude named Horse brightened my Sunday morning with a link to this fantastic youtubery mash up of folks in church going ape to Slayer. Motha-suckas got moves yo! Then I started to look at related videos. So here's a sampling of the better TV shows redubbed to Slayer. And of course one which goes up a notch into what the kids call "brutal".

SLAYER GOES TO CHURCH



GROVER RIPS



ANIMAL SLAYS



TUBBIES GET BRUTAL

TARGET AND WALMART PEDDLE THE DEVIL'S WARES! THE DEVIL I SAY! GITHYANKI APPROVED!

It's about time they flat out admitted that shit. Weeedle weedly weeeee chugga chugga chugga chug chuggaedta weedleieeeeeeeeeeeeee. Grells bitches!

Rad.

MUTHLOVIN' YEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-RGH! NOW I SHALL REIGN IN 180g VINYL!

So dope. Slayer's The Vinyl Conflict arrived. 11 slabs-o-satanic-wax. Remastered. I coulda done without the Undisputed Attitude album though. Best vinyl set out in a whiles. I been holding on collecting any Slayer due to pricing, but this one knocks 'em all out in one go. Nice. King Diamond needs to do another boxed set, but of this level of quality, and I'd be complete. Come on KD, take some back pills and get on that!

MRGH. MY HEAD. IT HURTS. COMPUTERBOX VIDEO SCREENS BURNING BRAIN. IT'S TIME TO GET AWESOME. ON TUESDAY.

Know what the world could use on a day like Tuesday? (any Tuesday) This dope, super high end video from DC's finest parody Rock and Roll band - RATTLER! Just what I needed to crush the dull fuzz that's sloshing about in between my ears. At least try and watch up to the point where they play on the Metro (via awesome bluescreen technologies) if bad 80's rock ain't your thang.

>>>>> RATTLER: "PANTY INCINERATOR" <<<<<

QUAD LASER < QUAD GUITAR

Every now and then this extra special crazy person I know sends something in one of his email barrages that's actually worth checking out. Keep in mind that there's normally about 72 emails to go through from said nutter on a daily basis. It's nice to get mail. Anyway, here it is. Watch yer volume. Nitro has this dude in it that can play guitar stupid fast. The rest of them kinda suck in a Poison way, but he simply ends skulls. Stay with it for at least 12 seconds so you can witness the exploding guitar that reforms itself into the ultimate object of facemeltery. After that you can go - though you probably won't be able to very easily because your eyes will have exploded.