THE CRIBBAGE MATCH or HARRY POTTER TAKES A DARK TURN, NO NOT THE END OF THE SERIES DARK TURN, THE DARK TURN I WANT IT TO TAKE.

There's no hiding my love for MST3K and it saddens my nerd heart to be so behind on this one. Something called Wizard People, Dear Readers from our internet friend/comedian Brad Neely. (The George Washington Rap) Basically it sounds like a mean drunken uncle slaying the Harry Potter film, MST3K style, after a full bottle of 4 dollar gin. (the plastic unbreakable hobo bottle) The voice over track is all growly and bitter. Below is a link to the YouTube clip (one of many), since it won't embed. The bit is about the "cribbage" match and the dude misnames stuff left and right, adding to the gold factor. If you gots 10 minutes to have look while eating a sandwich, it'll be worth your time.

Just blow the fucking whistle.

CAN'T WATCH. CRYING.

Definitely makes my top 10 ever list of MST3Ks.

Thick McRun Huge!

WHAT'S IN BATMAN'S UTILITY BELT? EVERYFUCKINGTHING!

A mere day stands before me and sadly perverse nerd joy fufillment. I'm just now finishing up my year plus viewing of the 10 season MST3K run. And thanks to Diabolik, I've been sure to remember to take my "anti" pills so that I won't explode in anticipation.

KILL FOR THE LOVE OF KILLING

Every once in a while I'll be watching a movie or whatever and something will click in my head after an actor says a line - and BAM! - a Ministry reference happens. You know, like when you watch Full Metal Jacket, and think of the song "Thieves". It's like deja vu.

Anyway, during lunch/work, I was watching a film called "The Violent Years" that got the MST3K treatment. And next thing I know, the entire bit from "So What" is going down. Including the so what refrain itself. Another wee piece of the puzzle falls into place within my brain. Hooray.

(The picture above shows the point where the evil teens says: "So what".)

Here's a youtube clip link. Go to 8:30, where a chunk of the speech was lifted from. Non Ministry fans might simply enjoy the MST3K bit as it was a good episode.