Showing posts with label Japan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Japan. Show all posts

Thursday, March 17, 2011

JAPAN, YOU ARE MY HERO

I'm a big fat unabashed lover of Japanese culture, its cinema legends, samurai related history, tasty teas, crazy precise tank model kits, Nintendo stuff, giant monsters, and the just plain wonderful weirdness that comes out of that island nation.

As such, the wreckage of said nation has sat black with me. I'm certainly not Japanese, know no Japanese folks (natives), have no family in Japan or any other ties to that land. I should by all means not be a fan of Japan given that both my grandfathers spend lots of time dodging kamikaze attacks and type 38 Arisaka rounds.

However, it left me sad to see the videos of destruction and hear tales of people being swept away by walls of water. Then I started seeing images of victims with nothing left after the wave, waiting in orderly lines for a cup of water. Or patiently doling out equal cups of soup. Or taking up only a certain amount of space in the shelters. This adherence to fairness is self-imposed as well.

Cops don't have their hands completely full with jackasses jumping lines and bashing TVs onto puppies. It's astounding. Now they're not superbeings without greed, hate or avarice, I know that. But overall the public has responded in a much more civilized manner to such absolute desolation than, say, just about any group of Americans during the dreaded Black Friday sales. It's inspiring in a way.

Now, couple this devastated nation's plight with a pending nuclear catastrophe. What do you get in the news?

Americans buying every single ounce of fucking potassium iodide they can get their goddamn fucking shit hands on. Because people in LA are wondering how this radioactivity will affect them. Christ. Get over yourself America.

So this week's mood has gone from bleakness, then to respect, and now to anger. Woo. Hoo. I think I miss bad movie night more than ever, as it used to ease these things from my brain.

But, at the end of the day, Japan, you are still my hero. (But I think you already knew that.)

Thursday, March 10, 2011

THERE'S SOME SORT OF DRONING BACKGROUND NOISE IN MY HEAD or GIGA PUDDI



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P.S. Imagine JPS in this video and replace custard with flan. Only makes it better.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

SHIP GUN. NUMBER ONE.

This hit io9 the other day, so que the kids' internets postz complaints about how this is suuuuuuuuuuch a Battlestar rip-off. >>>>>> Wave motion to the face!

But, on the lighter side. Hooray Japan!



DESSLOCK! DESSLOCK-DESSLOK! DESSLOCK! DESSLOCK-DESSLOK!


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

THE 1560's WERE AWESOME

Been awhiles since I dipped into the political tard jungle! But this whole AIG (or should I say USAIG) thing is crazy. How did it get to be that an insurance-fucking-company has the power to destroy a country? Amazing.

The economy is in the shitter, half the people I know are unemployed or will soon to be unemployed and retardedly rich dudes are taking all the cash they can from these ridiculously leaky and impossible to track bailout plans before boarding jets to island safe houses in foreign waters. I'd prefer if everything just went straight to shit and Mad Max times were upon us. But alas, we're a civilized bunch of idiots. We don't throw shit anymore, we instead to choose to eat it. Daily. And like it.

But one man is brave enough to say what we're all thinking! Enter my hero for the day Sentator Charles Grassley from Iowa! A true Masaki Kobayashi fan! On AIG douches getting crazy bonuses for failing, he sez:

"I suggest, you know, obviously, maybe they ought to be removed," Grassley said. "But I would suggest the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better toward them if they'd follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say, I'm sorry, and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide."

Of course this is all after the fact and a drop in the trillion zillion dollar bucket, but ya know. Take what I can get. It'd be dope if we took up the practices of them Samurai goons from back in the day. Belly cutting party begin! Senate and House gone! Heads everywhere!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

HIS JUNK WENT JINGLE JANGLE








Deviant Cyborg Life Model Decoy Unit Code Name: L.O.B.O.T. pointed out this swell commercial from Japan after some big Injun dude started a thing on Japanese Fanta commercials. All in all a win for the community as a whole. So I stole it and am sharing. It's some sorta exercise thing, but we all know what it's really for... Duhzers, it's fer watching TV movie action films about riding horses whole riding a rhythmic fake pulsating robotic horse thing in your cramped, yet private Tokyo apartment! The telltale loose junk janglin' in some scenes is quite hypnotic. BEWARE THE RODEO BOY II.

>>>>>FULL COMMERCIAL<<<<


PS The thing was unembeddable, so deal with the links bitches!
PPS Ten Million Placemat Points (redeemable only at midnight on the 8th day of the week on the 32nd of a month at a spot of my choosing) if you can place the theme song dancing around in my head from which the title of this post came from.