OUR HOBO FRIEND IS REALLY CLEANING UP. HIS NAME IS HAROLD. (OF THE ROCKS)

Bastard's an internet meme! My interweb injun pathfinder dug our hairy friend up once more. Looks like he passed his MD drivers license test after receiving all them sweet grants and loans! But, since Harold doesn't have a car it's kinda moot. However, he's stoked to push his cart around with the confidence a driver's license provides. Actually, Harold is thinking of insuring his cart, since it's vintage ('68 Genuardi's Model with the non slip wheel feature) and qualififes under Geico's "we'll insure a fucking skateboard with one wheel" powersports policy. At 25, things for our pal Harold couldn't be better.

Photoshop and send me where you think Harold should go next, or who he should leech off of once his grant runs out, or maybe what kinda career he'll eventually land. Best ones get tossed up for all to view. You got 5 minutes, slap Harold on something for fun's sake.

I'M IN YOUR HOUSE NOW!

Now that he's got his learnin' for free, it's time for Hobo Pete to become un-hoboed. Oh no, wait! They used Hobo Pete's demographic likeness, but he can't refinance his box car! Oh, the injustice. Next it'll be an ad for swimming pool installation or some shit poor Pete can't possibly own.

HOBO GRANTS

I didn't know the government was so big on scooping up the vast, untapped transient market via internet ads posted on Hotmail. Seeing as how those guys are always on their smartphones, it makes total sense. Bums need loans, that's their real problem. The more loans, the less bums. Hooray!