DID YOU KNOW? / WUSSTEN SIE SCHON?

Achtung bathenzihaus! ( I made that word shit up, see, German is easy!) This neato ad comes from my super blonde German contact buried deep in ze Fatherland. Yeah, I guess it's a big issue being seperated from your pets during sexy German bathtimez. So, when you bathe and absolutely have to keep an eye on your massive chinchillas Dieterzon and Wundernice, German efficiency is there for ya. Bathe with a clear conscious knowing that Dieterzon and Wundernice are watching your every nude move as you laze about in your bathtub for giants.

This is what happens when you lose a war folks. We'd best get used to the idea of furry critters watching us floss, take baths, hot showers and drop dueces.

ZIET FUR ALF! or TODAY'S USELESS YOUTUBE FIND

There's nothing not funny about ALF speaking German. YouTube is littered with clips of ALF in German. I'll add this to my growing list of stuff that I know Germans love: Hasselhoff, Bacon Beer, 7.5 cm KwK 42 L/70's, and now ALF. Though, now that I reflect on it, I've known this for years. It's only just now that I feel comfortable with it.