NO, NO, REALLY, IT'S SUBTLE. AND TASTEFUL.

Your right conscious, I've been wasting my life. Painting plastic and metal models for sad sad wargames is a fucking lame. I should instead be catching animals, stuffing them, mounting them on a wall, and then painting beer logos and flaming skeletons onto them. That's some deep respect right there. Had Jesus known about Bud Light or America whilst on the cross, he would have made a mental note to tell pops that all species of sharks and fish need beer logos or flags emblazoned onto their skin.

Give you one guess which state the purveyor of these fine wares resides. Nah, you don't even need one guess. This sums it up nicely.

OFF TO A GREAT START or FLORIDA, GO TO HELL

Awesome times from the get go! I was hoping to start the Acon fun blog edition off with heartwarming photos of old friends well met. But. Yeah. Weather in my favoritest state of our great union, Florida, is affecting flights all over the board. Instead you get a photo of a giant reptile trying to open doors so that it can better eat cats. It does this because all the homeless people it normally eats tend to carry unbreakable plastic Vodka bottles and makes it sick.


So I sit in the airport and wait and watch the flight delay grow and wave goodbye to my connecting flight and the all good times this time drain is gobbling up. Yay! Florida +1!


See, it's a great place to be. Abuela agrees. (also iPhone wants to turn the word Abuela into Whirls reeeeeeeally badly. ) The only positive, is that this here phone bloggy app is working pretty well.

- Acon 2011 fun blog edition.

FURTHER FLORIDA DONG PROOF

If you travel to Florida's Capital, you'll find the lovely Capitol Building. It is shown here. How fitting that the most dongtastic state in the US is governed from an equally dong-like building which at one point was run by a complete and total dong.


This was brought o my attention via The Bugle, a wonderfully Britishy podcast you can find here or in iTunes. It features John Oliver in the US and Andy Zaltzman in the UK. I dunno, John Oliver can do no wrong in my eyes. He's got a crazy impish quality about him and is always Daily Show gold. His co-talker dude can spew the most amazing paragraphs of well thought out BS, which often seem for a mere moment like it may actually be true, but certainly isn't - that it hurts the brain. In conclusion, fuck Florida.