FLEAMARKET BONANAZAAAA OF VAALYOUSE!

Some crap I dug up at a fleamarket recently. Gots to love fleamarkets.
It was hosted at an old drive-in theater.
One area looked like a dollar store had exploded.

Use it repeatedly. For a long time.

This sucker caught my eye real fast. What's mo' funny than lampin' on our nation's drug issues? Well, ass crack jokes to hang on the wall. Seriously, there was a special section for this. Which was right next to a bin full of high falutin' sections with philosophers' and writers' names.

Mutha-lovin' JAZZY CATS TRIO!
Damn right they need to be featured on an explosive blasty background.
A jazzy blast.
This layout should be taught in all design schools.

ONCE OWN, NOTHING CAN INSTEAD!

Amalgamation of left over superhero parts unite!
All children should only get fucked up left over mash up toys like this.
It builds character.
ROLL CALL!

PUDDIN' HEAD MUSCLE SPIDER WITH POISON DIRK!
"Fear me criminals, for I will stick you.

BIG JAWMAN WITH NO ACTION ACCESSORY!
I need no tools to cause pain, only my massive jawline.

FLESHY HEADED GORILLA GEM-CHESTOR WITH DUAL PIZZA BLADE
When my gem flashes, wrong doers drop like flies.

Together now: ALL HEROES COME!

THE STATE OF TODAY'S ADVENTURE

Found the local Ollie's. I guess every state/region has one of these. This one is called the Job Lot. A place laden down with so much random crap that it hurts the soul a little bit and takes a few minutes to take in. Just piles of discarded/rejected shit, horribly colored furnishings, castoffs, and sub-quality items. I declared it the colon of capitalism and was immediately at peace. Let the adventure shopping commence.

I was looking out for bargains! So bargains I must find! I found only a few bargains! I left behind the solar lawn ornament with a glowing red orb that I deemed the Eye of Sauron! I narrowly avoided the overflowing aisle of "as is" detrius! Here are 2 things I managed to photo as the mutants around me stared in awe at my magic!

This stitched wall scroll was a dollar. I didn't buy it, despite it featuring 3 dogs that my friends own. But I almost did.

And this here shower curtain reeks of class. I mean, if I were a rich fuddy duddy, there'd be no other item I would want surrounding me as I wash off the sweat from a jaunty hunt. Luckily it's part of a design collection, so if I wanted to, I could have the entire bathroom filled with the same awesome image. It was next to another shower curtain featuring turkeys and some shotguns.

I'll be back Job Lot. You amuse me.